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You mad?

Eataloser is batshit crazy no matter how you look at it. In fact there is never a shortage of crazy on this website, and in all honestly its only purpose is really just to act as a fuel for my egoistical actions.

Bullshit rains down 25/7 in this place. Since I'm working overtime to ensure that people are offended, I expect you to at least appreciate my efforts and try to enjoy your stay.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Dr Suess was the best rapper of all time. Probably.

I am Sam,

Sam I am


That Sam-I-am

That Sam-I-am!

I do not like

that Sam-I-am


Do you like

green eggs and ham?

I do not like them,

Sam-I-am.

I do not like

green eggs and ham.


Would you like them

Here or there?

I would not like them

here or there.

I would not like them

anywhere.

I do not like

green eggs and ham.

I do not like them,

Sam-I-am





Who just nostalgia'd hard?



(Santana" 2011)