May cause heart failure. 2,373 assholes reportedly died from cardiac arrest after reading this website.

You mad?

Eataloser is batshit crazy no matter how you look at it. In fact there is never a shortage of crazy on this website, and in all honestly its only purpose is really just to act as a fuel for my egoistical actions.

Bullshit rains down 25/7 in this place. Since I'm working overtime to ensure that people are offended, I expect you to at least appreciate my efforts and try to enjoy your stay.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Dr Suess was the best rapper of all time. Probably.

I am Sam,

Sam I am

That Sam-I-am

That Sam-I-am!

I do not like

that Sam-I-am

Do you like

green eggs and ham?

I do not like them,


I do not like

green eggs and ham.

Would you like them

Here or there?

I would not like them

here or there.

I would not like them


I do not like

green eggs and ham.

I do not like them,


Who just nostalgia'd hard?

(Santana" 2011)


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