Santana" - Vegan assholes suck my cucumber.

Solid dog turd sun dried and re-moisturized after boiling with manager's piss for 3 hours. (they call it vegan MEAT roll. . .what the fuck is a vegan MEAT roll. I'll let u guys decide whats wrong with that phrase)

Yeah that vegan IS shit.

Guess what, my bullshit alarm just went off and nearly busted my mum's ear. All thanks to this fucking website I saw just then. Its name? Can you guess? Yeah you're probably right it's called:

Yeah that vegan **** <-----------Loser Do you want to know why this site sucks? I nearly had a stroke when I first entered into such fine and thorough bullshit. My eyes could not understand why they had to look at such an obsolete website. They could not understand why I was doing this to them. They responded to me with a strong stinging pain, just to say "fuck you Santana". Reasons why this shit sucks: (please read on, I risked my eyes going blind and spent a god 5 mins of my life on that site, show some sympathy u animals)

1. The site was filled with pussy language like sh*t, f--k, f-ing. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? As if writing F-ING would be less offensive to someone as to FUCKING? I mean why say bull crap or bull sh*t instead of bullshit? Everyone knows what you're on about so just cut the pussy shit and write like a man you vegan asshole.
2. Underneath the blog title it had a stupid motto of "Vegan recipes that will make you
   scream with unbridled pleasure". Such exotic language on vegan bullshit cooked from avocado and horse piss. Not many people I know will " scream with unbridled pleasure" after eating a specific type of food. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT ALL TASTES LIKE SHIT! You vegan bastards are queer, creaming your pants over a plant.
3. Look at the dog shit they eat

Egg plant curry with egg plant skin

Maddox is right, you vegans out there really deserve to be shot. So from today onwards I am going to adopt a new system to fight this vegan bullshit. The policy is called "for every animal you dont eat, I will eat 3" proudly extracted from "the best page in the universe"

Nullify the vegetarian moral crusade:



"I rock sox, and vegans suck cox" - Santana"