Santana" - Type of people in HIGHSCHOOL 2nd post

This post will mainly be focused on the "Sports Nubs" category.

The Sport Nubs

Not all jocks are seen as 'cool' or 'popular'. Some are just plain asswipes that want to be up the top with the popular guys but obviously they are not, some people call them 'the Try Hards'. Here are some of the reasons why these assholes don’t qualify.

1. They are the rejects to the 'rep' teams in school
2. They are not as good looking
3. They are insecure about their small dicks (I'm not saying that jocks have big dicks, just that they are usually too brain damaged to realize)
4. They are not brain damaged enough
5. They are not disruptive enough in class
6. They are not ___________ ( you can fill this one in)

I laugh at these neglected people, they cant even make it into a category that sucks so much. Its like failing to fail. . .I do not even know how these people can suck so much. I think that they need to consider what this link suggests.

But hey, wait a minute, these guys failed to fail, so what pussy do they get? Not a problem, nature always kicks in with a system you cant go against- the food chain. They cant get the food at the top of the chain? Move down a notch to the 2nd grade girls.

But have you ever thought about how these girls are actually thinking the same thing as you are you thick head? This is probably what the girl was thinking just before the night that she sucked your dick when you asked her out.

"omg, I cnt gt my 'ins' with dat hott azzz guy. Omgsh! Wt am I gonna du? Oh w8 therz alwayez da 2nd grade guys owt der"

Yea loser, you just got used. Can we laugh now? Its so satisfying when you watch these guys hang out with their 2nd grade girls as 2nd grade people, they never think how their secret would be revealed. Would you still look at them and their new girlfriend in the same way as before?

Oh yea, and why the fuck do you always carry around that ________ (rugby, soccer, basket) ball of yours? Are you an asshole? I don’t have anything against people playing a sport, just go out there and play the game! What are you doing carrying that stupid ball of yours around? Is it to compensate for the small penis or the lack of self esteem you have because you are not in a 'rep' team? Ok great you have a basket ball, what else does that tell us jackass? Or are you actually trying to tell us you are one? Holding a ball doesn't make you any better at the game or improve your skills.

Just cut the bullshit and stop trying to be cool asshole.