RSC (guest blogger) - Response to Myspace

Okay to be fair, Santana is a very busy man, and since I've got the flu, I've decided to fill in for him. Recently an article from this fine website was posted on Myspace. That's right, land of hope and faggotory, pompous and circumstantially taken photos that do not reveal who the person actually is. Wonderful place, I love all the idiots that preside there.

Secondly, if your profile is set to private, and you are calling us pussies, "NUT UP" (Thanks, Jeff, from Austin Texas!)


"Jeff
Male
34 years old
AUSTIN, TEXAS
United States

Posted: 03 Aug 2007, 01:25:
Wow. Sounds like you're a loser. Nut up pussy."

Lets see what else Jeff from Austin has to say:

"I'm an Army brat and really enjoyed all the travel involved. Born in Kansas, but was only there a couple of months before moving on to Germany (4 1/2 yrs), San Antonio, TX (5 yrs), Ft. Devens, MA, (2 yrs), back to Germany - Wiesbaden for 2 yrs and then Stuttgart for 1 1/2, on to Concord, NH (3 yrs) and then off to college at Southwest Texas in San Marcos. I've been in Austin since about 1995 or so. Can't imagine being anywhere else!"

You seem like the jock type, Jeff. At 34 years old, do you sometimes regret the fact that you didn't pay any more attention at school, and ended up like the faggot in the shitcunt sunburned picture that adorns your profile? Or is it because you were jerked around so much and your father wasn't at home often?

Okay then Mr. Real Estate Appraiser/Bartender, I'm sure you treat all your clients the same way as Santana, which is why you can find all the time to spend on the lake doing sports. Fair enough. Perhaps I need to suggest you to "Nut down" - you are a plague to human society in general, and a living lie of what could've been a totally different person that made a better contribution to society. Well done. Oh and PS: Throw a football at your daughter, then tell her to nut up. Send any reaction received from this comment to our email address and I'll be happy to publish it.

"Ryan
Male
15 years old
I don't know what Togo is,
Togo
Posted: 03 Aug 2007, 06:14:
It's funny hearing you whine in that. It's also fine that you like tennis but that dosen't mean everyone else has to. You sound jealous throughout your whole article because you say what they have that you don't."

Hi Ryan, glad you find our EDITORIAL style of writing funny. By the way, as an internet citizen, you should realise that not knowing where something is isn't really much of an excuse anymore - so do run a Google search of Togo. You'll be surprised to find that there isn't such a city as "I don't know where Togo is" and the people of Togo probably don't like you talking like as if their country is insignificant.

"penaTREYtion
Male
17 years old
BOCO, Virginia
United States
Posted: 03 Aug 2007, 06:28:
i think hes just angry because hes not a jock and has no friends

hes probably a huge loser at his school"

"ass fuck logan logan" "ass fuck logan logan" "ass fuck logan logan"
Orientation: Straight
Orientation: Straight
Orientation: Straight

weird.

Hmm...what to say about you. What to say about you...Firstly, I don't know if it's a really elaborate jock inside joke (if there is such a thing), but Logan is a guy's name. So, are you saying you are a batty boy? Do you enjoy it up the batty?

Do you enjoy Forrest Gump because you are probably on the intellectual equivalent of Forrest Gump?

Do you pay attention in English class? Because your spelling and grammar is that of a 7-year old.

One more thing: "Income: $250,000 and Higher" - You are never going to achieve that. Ever.

So Mr Trey, enjoy your last few years at school. Once you are plunged into the real world, do remember to send me an email and I might consider fishing you out of the shit you will get yourself into if you are nice.

"Jeff...oh its you again..

Right well, let me finish my gin and tonic."

"I Eat Rice
Male
31 years old
Fountain Valley, California
United States
Posted: 03 Aug 2007, 16:35:
You forgot the different classification of sluts.

LOL @ Asians. That's why I had to play football, basketball and run track. Otherwise, I woulda be a virgin exiting HS."

Firstly your page is shit hard to read. But I did pick up the fact that theres some heart broken girl on there. I laughed. Sorry, but I laughed. Please do keep me patched on how it smoothes itself out, because I care.

Okay now I need to kindly you to LEARN TO READ.

FROM eataloser.blogspot.com: "If I had to put all the guys in my school into classes, here's what it would seem like."

GUYS. GUYS. Can't you differentiate between girls and guys? You put your Bachelor's Degree (in what?) majoring in Public Relations up both your boss and your wife's ass. Oh wait you're having girl problems. You don't have a wife.

"Ryan
From before"

"You do realize only one person used lol, dont you??? Do you really think you're that amazing because you have a website dedicated to yourself??? But we're the ones with no life, right??? You're the one who should mess with other people on what they type. Here's one of your sentences that shows how stupid you are. "Why do not you have a page on the internet about you asshole?" Go crawl back in your hole you nerdy, pathetic, emotional moron. It's okay, i'm sure your mommy is proud that her son is going to be the next 40 year old virgin."

Oh Ryan, why oh why did you have to degrade yourself like that. Your first post was just fine, and now, you think it's amazing because you have sentences that end in three question marks!!! Just like I think it's great to end sentences with three exclamation marks!!! By the way, 40 year old virgin, was a great film - please do not reference the title in an attempt to make an insult. You must be really happy that your precious time is being wasted. You could be wanking right now.

"I Eat Rice
From before"
"I haven't even bothered to click on your page.

But it is entertaining watching you make an ass out of yourself here."

AHHH, so that's why you have no fucking clue. Glad we're both being entertained.

"JohnnyBlaze
Male
22 years old
Spokane, Washington
United States
Posted: 03 Aug 2007, 19:03:
Someone got stuffed in a locker today."

We don't have lockers down here. That's because we hardly have a crime rate where we live. We don't have school shootings either. You're the reason why many American kids are being shot down in classrooms by their peers every single day. Be sure to train your future children (heavens forbid) to stuff their peers into lockers too.


"Ryan
From before"
You're pathetic and truly are making a ass of yourself. The only thing i've what you would call "ranting" about is the fact you would criticize the other guy for his choice of words when your grammer blows. Keep reaching though jackass, we'll see what dumbass move you make next."

Grammer? Hard. You think this is a two way game right? Not really, we're out to make you very very very pissed off, and by the look of your post, we've succeeded, beautifully.

"Alex
Male
16 years old
Buqbuq,
Egypt
Posted: 03 Aug 2007, 19:29:
FUCK OFF."

Are you genuinely pissed or are you just being a sheep. Don't be a sheep.


So there you have it, a collection of 5 shitcunts that we've made angry. The more the merrier. Keep it coming.

Any more hatemail, regarding this post, do send it straight to my "Eataloser" Gmail account: animal.porn@gmail.com, I love receiving your letters!

My next article will be out on Sunday.