I hate emos. What the fuck is an emo anyway? When I was typing this article up a bright red squiggly line appeared under the word "emo" and "emos". Honestly, I never thought that there would be a word so obsolete that even Microsoft (the most obsolete) couldn’t handle. I had to add to dictionary 4 times as my computer rejected the disgusting word being added to its data base.
I never understood fully what an 'emo' really is, but I can understand what people are talking about when they are referring to them. To me it was always like those things that I knew what it meant but I wouldn’t be able to put it into words beyond the "well…they cut their wrists?" level. But since I was finally going to write an article about those sub-humans, I decided to wiki that little phrase "emo". Here's what came up.
"most definitions of emo hold that an emo person is emotionally candid, sensitive, shy, introverted, glum, and quiet.[6] Depression and broken-heartedness are sometimes used to describe the emo personality. The factuality of broken-heartedness as a personality trait stems from the opinion that emo music contains multiple references to unrequited love, emotional and relationship problem." - Wikipedia
Translation: emos are a bunch of faggots that bitch all day about their shitty lives.
Emos are such bitches, honestly. What the fuck is their problem anyway, all they can do is to bitch and moan about how sad their lives are and how the world hates them. Well yea, the world does hate emos. Since when, even ONCE, have you seen a picture of mother nature nurturing a bunch of moaning sons of bitches with heavy make up and black eye liner on. Never, and it will never
happen because that shit is just wrong. If you really think that your life really is that shitty then go commit suicide, don’t do that pussy shit and cut your wrists. What's the point anyway, the fact that you are still alive obviously means that you need to cut deeper asshole. Don’t do it just to show off to your friends how you have cut lines into your arm, just cut deeper and do us all a favor. We don’t want to take anymore of your attention seeking bullshit, please no one cares.
Everything about emos are disgusting, their taste is too. Absolutely everything. I personally don’t think that cutting wrists and listening to tasteless mainstream music does any good to the society. I mean at least my bullshitting is providing entertainment and a medium for anger release to the public. End your damn life and stop consuming earths resources. The water you drink, the food you eat and the material used to make those shitty clothes you wear could actually be put to use to some 3rd world family.
Your life in exchange for 10 or possibly more lives. So fuck you and go commit suicide, and do it in a manly way.
People, just to protect you and your family from this bullshit I have drawn up a list of common traits of emos. So when you identify these suckers you can go up to them and give them a punch or two to warn them to stay away. If he/she fails to understand the message, permission for the usage of lethal force is granted.
- Black dye damaged hair
- Black items of clothing
- Scar tissue on wrists
- Long straight cut hair, not to mention their unhygienic fringes
- They bitch a lot
- Tight ass mother fucking jeans that hurt your nuts, but in an emo's case, they have no balls anyway.
- Hints of rock music may be seen around suspect eg. CD's , iPods, queer posters.
Please beware of these bastards. Don’t get influenced by them, don’t become one of them or you will forever be doomed.
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